every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE
I still remember the silence.
Some people just know how to do birthday cards.
birthday cards against humanity
he’s going to fuck you up and you’re going to let him
|—||most sober thing a drunk person could ever say to you (via n-nni)|
i’m not sure if my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense