^O^ -__-

satan-is-my-sugar-daddy:

someone play this at my funeral

taxicar:

tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows

weian-fu:

So every time anyone questions me on anything I’m responding with “Do you see these titties? You know damn straight I’m a grown ho!” From now until forever

breakfastattameras:

Amazing OITNB illustrations by starfleetbabe

officialjipersnoe:

edmundtherockpikmin:

officialjipersnoe:

My whole life has been leading up to this moment

"The average person shares 30000 cokes a year" is a statistical error. Coke georg lives in a cave and shares 3000 cokes a week. He is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted.

you know i posted this because i am nicknamed Georg by a certain group of people and was very confused as to why this photo was getting so many noted.
It is all so clear now

officialjipersnoe:

edmundtherockpikmin:

officialjipersnoe:

My whole life has been leading up to this moment

"The average person shares 30000 cokes a year" is a statistical error. Coke georg lives in a cave and shares 3000 cokes a week. He is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted.

you know i posted this because i am nicknamed Georg by a certain group of people and was very confused as to why this photo was getting so many noted.

It is all so clear now

earthdad:

when your friend is going through a tough time and you just want to help them out

image

He left a cum stain on my heart
8 Word Story (via britney2007spears)

the thing you are most
afraid to write.

write that.

Nayyirah Waheed  (via aviolafyre)

realmcovet:

what-is-this-i-dont-even:

wallyedge:

rottingcat:

vampireschoolnight:

junglejews:

snowballsack:

seagulls on laxatives

genius

i am still laughing really hard.

 NO FUCKING WAY

Fuck yes.

Excellent, excellent

goodlittlesister sixelanonnac